Loser News

Boo-Yah!!  That’s right America, the rivalry returns, and Scott Finley is all over it like Oprah on a Toaster Strudel!

Now, in the yesteryear of Michigan Football, the Wolverines were a titan-like machine of grid iron grace and destruction. Unfortunately, in recent days they’be been beaten by teams like Appalachia State, the university of Toledo, and Grand Junction Middle School. And now they face their newly named nemesis (or is it nemesi) the 6-2 Michigan State Spartans.

Honestly, do we really even have to play this game. What’s it going to be, like 58-6? I mean Michigan can’t even make a field goal for cripes sake!

Oh well, at least it’ll be fun to watch…over and over again on my Tivo! Boo-yah!!