Well, the the Dans made it back to Coney Island, despite their run-in with Detroits inner city gangs; the Baseball Boys, the Gimps, the Sassy Sisters, and the Tubby Wubbies.
Unfortunately, they lost Huggie-Poot when he fell asleep on a bus stop bench in an anticlimactic narcoleptic fit.
T-Roy got beat up by a couple of the Sassy’s. They pulled his hair and tried to scratch his eyes out, but he shot them in the face with spray paint and ran screaming into the night.
The Baseball Boys cornered Apache Chief in the park, but were foiled when the ball they threw at him got wedged in the gap between his front teeth.
Leader of the Dans, Dan, was chased for several hours by the Gimps, a merciless band of middle-aged white men in short-shorts and headbands, while T-Rav opted to join the Tubby Wubbies after they offered him a bacon cheeseburger.
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