Loser News

Well, Dan and his gang have been talking about “running” in Detroit this weekend.  They even have Travis involved and are taking him to “Cobo” for some kind of “expo” (“ex”= anti + “po”= police) this afternoon.  I tried to warn him that they were bad news, but you know how naive Travis is, especially when someone is pretending to be his friend.

He’s like, “It’s an ‘Expo’.”   Sure, Travis.  Sounds more like a gang war. 

Anyway, T-Roy, Bobby, and Frank (gangster name: Huggie Poot) are going with them.  I guess it’s going to be like that movie The Warriors.  I hope the “Dans” don’t get implicated in the murder of a high ranking gang official and chased through the mean streets of Detroit all night in an attempt to get back to the safety of Suburbia.

Actually, that would be pretty cool if they did.  Especially that Huggie Poot guy.  He’d be the one that got hand cuffed to the park bench by the undercover cop.  Dan would be the shirtless vested leader that later played in Xanadu.  T-Roy’s the efeminate guy with the afro that spary-painted everything…well actually, they’re all alot like that guy.

Anyway, I hope they don’t bring some skanky town girl back with them on Monday.  Deanna would probably get really jealous.