Loser News

This is Adam. He’s new. We don’t actually have a real picture of him because we figure “What’s the point? He probably won’t last.”

See, we’re a pretty hard core group.  You already know about Dan’s gang affiliation, Deanna’s schyzophrenia, Travis’s eating disorder, and Neck’s…well, neck.  But what you may not be aware of is our almost criminal hazing practices. 

Por ejemplo, the other day Adam was sitting in the office talking to Travis and I walked in and handed him the clip board and made him take roll.  He was all like, “Okay.”  Then Deanna came in and gave him some papers and said, “Can you replace these labels for this order?”  He didn’t know what to do, so he just nodded.  It was priceless.

Then Travis wanted to get in on the fun, so he had Adam eat a worm blindfolded while running around the warehouse with his pants around his ankles, singing Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow.  Count on Travis to dork up the fun.