Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley is back and since my wife won’t let me watch football after last weekend’s remote throwing “drama”, I’ll be reporting on all the stuff she will let me watch. That’s right! Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood!!
Word has it that Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to defend California’s gay marriage statute. When asked if he would likewise be donating to the defense of heterosexual unions, he stated, “No way! Those freaks are on their own!!”
Katie Holmes (15) debuted on Broadway in All My Sons, which officially opens on October 16, but had a sneak preview for people with three or more plastic surgeries. When asked how a prolonged engagement would effect her personal life and child rearing experience, she said, “Tom doesn’t let me have a personal life, and I won’t lose much time with Suri. Just her childhood.”
**Celebrity Factoid: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are sisters!!
So, until I get my sports viewing privileges back, stay tuned for the next exciting installment of Entertainment News With Scott Finley! Boo-yah!!
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