Loser News

Guess what?!?  It’s Neck’s birthday!!  He is 106 years old today, but because of his mutant powers, he looks like he’s only in his mid-late forties. 

So what do you get a Neck for his birthday?  That was a rhetorical question, so don’t tax your thinker too badly.  I already got him the best gift ever.  It’s a scarf!  Well, it’s six of those velvety hotel blankets sewn together end to end, but it will be like a scarf to Neck, and should go around at least 1 1/2 times.  Your welcome, Neck.  Happy Birthday!!