Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley made a pun!! As you know, the NFL (National Football League) will postpone it’s season this year until the drama of the Favre / Packers standoff has reached epic levels in ludicrocity.
Favre (62) said at a press conference Wednesday, “Eh Sonny? I couldn’t understand your question. I better turn my hearing aid up. Are these my pants?!?”
Meanwhile Packers CEO, Mark Murphy says he believes he received a sign from God while playing Everquest on-line last night.
Starving Guatemalan farmer, Juan Orozco-Cortez says he could use something to eat, but doesn’t want to overshadow the traumatic circumstances of this potential football tragedy. Boo-yah!!
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