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Gas Prizes

Tori

Gess what!! Gas prizes are goin up! I just herd it on the news this morning. Ferst of all, I didnt even know thay had gas prizes. I meen, I have a car that probly runs on gas, or corn, so lots of times my servants go put gas in my car, but they never breeng back a prize!

That meens their keeping it for theirselves!! What the heck am I paying them miminum wages for?!? So they can take my prizes?!? I’m outrageoused. I want my gas prizes!!

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