Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that she was indeed carrying Heath Ledger’s love child, and that she was also his illegitimate daughter.
“Me and Heath got together at our high school reunion back in ’79, and I been pregnant ever since.”
Staff at the Shady Acres Retirement Village are skeptical, though its been six days since her last physical.
“I don’t think she is physically capable of accomplishing either of her claims,” Ian James, manager of Shady Acres, suggested at a local press conference earlier this afternoon.
However, James recanted later after receiving a phone call from Rosie O’Donell’s lawyer.
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