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Presidential hopeful Barack Obama came under fire yesterday when he publicly denied being fictional Jedi, Mace Windu.

“He so is Mace Windu!!” Star Wars enthusiast Steve Jobs responded later in the day.  “He just can’t admit it or the Empire will track him down and destroy our planet.”

Windu, who until recently was believed to have fallen to his death on the planet Coruscant following a prolonged battle with then Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, has had his demise placed in question since Obama’s upstart victory in the democratic primaries.

“The force is obviously with him,” Star Wars creator and producer, George Lucas, admits.  “But does that make him Mace Windu?!?  Well…yes.  Yes it does.”

“I am not Mace Windu,” Obama declared on NPR radio yesterday evening at a Save The Gay Seals fundraiser, “nor have I anything to do with the Jedi Council, Chancellor Palpatine, or the Imperial Republic!!”