My Grandma used to say, “Never trust a skinny Italian…or an Irishman that doesn’t swear…or a tall Cambodian, or an Austrian with a small mustache, or cattle, or a German with a small head, or people that have a criminal record, or people that keep records of criminals, or malt shop owners, or the Taliban, or cake, or that bartender from Love Boat, or Hobbits, or the people in the dryer, or dented cans, or saxophone players, or Walter Mondale, or the police, or doctors, or people with metal detectors, or cabbage, or ‘Whitey’, or the city of Denver”.
And you know what? She was right.
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