Loser News

I’m not positive, but I think Dan joined a gang.  He’s been a little secretive lately, just sitting in his office “working” on the computer.  He gets strange visitors, like T-Roy from the paint shop, Reynolds from who knows where, and Depp from Maintenance.  He’s got a picture of all of them up in his office where they’re all wearing the same shirt and making gang signs (“V” for vatos), and they look like they just pulled an all nighter.

They have this code, too.  Like they’ll ask Dan if he’s “doing that 5k in Ann Arbor this weekend”.  Which is a lot of dope no matter how you slice it, so I figure he’s either got a huge problem, or is selling.

I asked Neck about it, but he just pretended he didn’t know what was going on.  Worse yet, they’re recruiting Travis now by pretending to like him.  That’s like fishing with dynamite.  

I guess I’ll just have to watch my back.  Either that, or join Deanna’s gang, the Bon Jovi’s.