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Tori

Milye Cyrus is totally in the spotlight write now, and if shes anything lyke me, shes sure having a fun time!! Im sure you all remember what a big star I was back in the nineteen-somethings, but when I luke back on it, sometimes it was really hard to be such a huge Holywood actoress.

I recall one time I had to crack an egg on the showe and kept messing up and getting that goopy stuff thats insid all over my sweater. I was so angreed! But lyke the true Holywood star I am, I just had my stunt dubble do it. So, thats what I would suggest to Milye. Your welcomed!!

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