Loser News

Hey everybody! It’s me, Ted. Ya’ know, the boy and I were watching these movies the other night called Star Wars. They’re about this kid who grows up to be his own dad, then kills himself because he’s a robot. Total suckorama. Take it from Ted, America, save your money and about fifteen hours of you life.

There was one cool thing that came out of the experience, though. It’s called a Wookie. It’s looks like a cross between Bigfoot and Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose, and I got to thinking that maybe I’d like to kill me one.

I got on-line to see if I could find an outfitter, but just found some bloggers who were more than willing to help me on my quest. They said that generally I’d have to go to the Kahshyyyk system (in the Mytaranor Sector of the Mid Rim) to locate my quarry, but as luck would have it, there was a “Gencon” in Indianapolis this weekend, so I could probably find some Wookies there.

So, I packed up my truck and plan on driving straight through to get my Wookie-blind up before the herd migrates to the Indianapolis area.  I can hardly wait! Wookie jerky, Wookie sausage, mmmm-mmmm. I gotsta get me some Wookie!!