Loser News

I totally cleaned my kitchen this weekend!!  It was awesome!  I put my new pans in the cupboard by the stove, so I wouldn’t have to dig them out from under the sink everytime I wanted to cook something with hotness. 

Then I totally moved the kitchen table!  Yeah!!  We had it sitting in the same place since Burl Ives was president, but now it’s at like a ninety degree angle from it’s most eastward setting.  I even put the table cloth and placemats on it. 

I totally scrubbed the floor and wiped down all the counters, then I took a dumpskey in the kitchen sink! 

J.K., J.K.!!  That would be totally counterproductive (4 syllables, I rock!).