Loser News

I got up this morning and there was snow on the ground!!  Stupid Michigan!  Four inches judging by my bar ‘b que.  So, there was ice all over the roads and slow people driving slowly in their slow vehicles.  Did I mention that they were slow? 

Luckily, I was able to daydream through the entire, treacherously road-slick experience.  Thank goodness for my imagination.  Thus, instead of driving on the icy roads of rural USA, I was Michael Knight from Knight Rider careening wrecklessly through the desert in my computerized mega Camaro, KIT.  REO blaring from the dodecaphonic sound system (“Dodecaphonic” is the property of Steve Martin), as KIT scans the horizon for evil badness with that red light thing that bounced back and forth in his grill.  Did they get that from the Cylons in Battlestar or what?!?

Long story short, I have no idea how I even got to work, but I’ll probably do Chitty Bang-Bang on the way home cause I feel like singing.