Well, if you're reading this, odds are you can read. Therefore, I'll just put it right out there for you. I had to go back to work this morning. Yeah, it's true. I had to set my alarm, wake up, and get myself to my workplace first thing this morning. Luckily, I packed some honey nut Tastee-O's (which are really Cheerios, but General Mills is a big litigator) in my bag, so it hasn't been all bad.
Then when I got to work, I totally started getting harrassed by this guy we'll just call "Neck". So anyway, he totally has somebody call him on MY phone. No, I wasn't using it, but that's not the point. Then he got all bent out of shape when I said I was going to sweep the knee like the Kobra Kai did to Daniel-San in Karate Kid.
Anyway, my supervisor broke it up before I could throw the coffee pot, so no harm done. I'm sure we'll be laughing about it at lunch. Mondays.
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