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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Prismatic opines skewing truth,
Self-flurried Ferbies dwell indeed
‘Ponst Bernie Goetz in
Tattered sweats, whilst rude vignettes
Paint pointed nails with blasts of
Buckshot, waiting still. Be it Brigadoon
Or Billy Mays which knoweth
Thundarr’s zodiac sign?
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