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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Yon subterranean analogous

Croonings of fire lit flirtations and

Offset offspring infestations

Suffer, ’tis certain, ‘gainst shades

Of Tim Burton’s luminolescent-lit

Lemonade stand. Lusterous waves

Of ageless grace, shine brightly in word

And deed, as bask I yet in hours

Bereft of Dharma & Gregor

Mendel’s swingset.