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Si Vous Plaitypus

And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Yon subterranean analogous

Croonings of fire lit flirtations and

Offset offspring infestations

Suffer, ’tis certain, ‘gainst shades

Of Tim Burton’s luminolescent-lit

Lemonade stand. Lusterous waves

Of ageless grace, shine brightly in word

And deed, as bask I yet in hours

Bereft of Dharma & Gregor

Mendel’s swingset.

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