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President Vladimir Putin has opted to not give a crap about what gay people think, and those who support gay rights are not going to put up with that kind of intolerance.

“That’s why we intend to boycott the Winter Olympics,” advised Rosie O’Donnell, current favorite in the hotdog eating contest. “Anyone who does not support the LGBT agenda is a fascist homophobe!”

Defunct Cold War comedian, Yakoff Smirnoff, concurs. “Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year wait.”

In July, the Russian President and his government took anti-gay sentiment to to a new level of hatemongering by passing legislation that would make it illegal to provide homosexual information to minors.

“You gotta hook ’em young,” advised a somewhat bloated Melissa Etheridge. “Kids should choose their sexual preference by the age of seven. After that, they start to form their own opinions.”

Lady Ga-Ga, Madonna, and English tool, Stephen Frye have also come out in support of the olympic ban, despite the fact that none of them could actually compete due to international anti-doping rules and the trios flagrant abuse of horse tranquilizers.

President Putin continued to not give a crap later in the week when pro-gay American protestors began emptying bottles of Stolichnaya Vodka on the ground in an equally pointless boycott on the Russian alcohol imports.

“You’ll rue the day, Putin,” exclaimed Rue Paul, ironically, while purchasing another bottle of Stoli to empty on the streets of New York.