Loser News

Geuss waht! I jess found owt a asstroid passed supper-close to Erth this morning!! I saw it on one of those commershals thet come on betwene episods of Hunny Boo-Boo.

Thay said it came within seventean thosend miles of our planit which is Erth. That’s lyke from hear to Kansis! Lukily, it didnt reech the Roshe Limit, which is the shortist distince at which a saddlelite not held togather by any forse other then it’s own gravety can orbit anuther cellestule body withowt being torne apart by the tidle forse betwean them, derf!

But a peace of it fell off an entred the atmusphere over Sibernia, witch is in Rusha, witch my dad whom is ded says is full of Kommy’s. It was supper-lowd an broke peeples glasses an they had to go too the hospitle (froun).

I’m jess supper-happy it dinnt impack with the Erth or Calefornia, becuse I was suposed to take Stella, Lima, an the two baby ones to the cementary to have a picneck on my dad Aron’s grave, whom is ded!