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That’s right!! It’s time to kick some serious astrology with Metta World Peace!!

Archie- Do the things that help you feel good about you. Love can conquer all. Tell Meat-Head to shut-up.

Tartar- Regulate your time wisely, take more shots. Don’t pass to Kobe.

Jimmy- Take a chance and try something different. Get drunk at half-time.

Kanter- You suck. Go back to Turkey. Your favorite color is grape.

Leno- You got a big-ass chin. See a doctor. 

Verno- You was a fat kid. Clothesline J.J Barea.

Lebron- Your name sound stupid.  Change it to Nigel McPussmeddle.

Serpico– Rat out them pigs. Happiness will find your cat.

Suckaterricloth- Eric Harden got a scratchy beard. Elbow him in the face.

Matterhorn– An interesting proposal will grab your attention. Get suspended for seven games.

Aquariums- Fish swim in you. Don’t hit your wife no more.

Icies- You are cool and refreshing. Fail at a hip-hop career.