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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Fetid stench of death, smash relentless

‘Ponst my skull! Give me neither mercy

Nor ibuprofen to quell my flashing agony.

Would that I had purchased the optional

Warranty…oh death, where is thy stick,

For I cannot reach the bourbon in

The back of the cupboard above the

Fridge. Mayhap, a yogurt would suffice…