Whassup guys?!? Um, ya know, life sometimes really gets you down and stuff, like when your baby leaves you, or you get attacked by a bunch of chicks at the mall and stuff, or like when you totally douche some pig with a water balloon in Maryland who doesn’t understand that you’re Justin @#*%ing Bieber, and you can do whatever you want!!
And sometimes people give you crap and stuff about stealing Michael Jackson’s songs to make your hit song Pray. Like he isn’t dead and stuff. Who gives a turd? Not Justin Bieber.
And sometimes you go to England and go out in public, but the kid that plays Harry Potter is there too and nobody even notices you and you’re sweet $375.00 haircut! Like you couldn’t totally pay someone to hit him in the face with a can of your Axe body spray!!
Anyways, when stuff like that happens to me and stuff, I totally just use it to craft my art and stuff:
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you’d always be mine, mine (oh-ohhh…)
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