Loser News

The void created by the ousting of once great Dans leader, Dan “Running Dan” Reis can be felt throughout the organization, and the query as to which Dan can take the reins of the mildly feared mensch machine is on everyone’s agenda. 

Will it be “Mud Flap”, the childishly innocent porpoise patting youngster of the group? Or perhaps the aged, life wisened veteran, “T-Roy”.  Mayhap the choney sifting “B-B Gaps” or the sardonic, mustachioed, trouble maker “T-Rav”.  Could it be “T-Bikes” who, due to recurring knee problems, cannot compete in the mandatory New Dans Leader Celebratory Riverdance?  

No, in the absence of the Chosen One, only Huggy-Poot (pictured left) with his callous rationality and ever-descending expectation in his fellow man can keep this crude bunch of miscreants in check, while fending off newly formed gangs; Bon Johnson, the Trust Fund Gangstas and Gondelston.