Geuss what!! The CEO of Lozer Newz invited me to go too his sun’s football Meat the Teem assembly at his high school! I’m real exited and can hardly wait to sit in the stands (which seems toatally derfy to me) with the semple folk that don’t know about plastic surgery or fashun!
I don’t know whut I’m going to where. Probably my perple fur coat and gold leotard cause those are there school colors. I’m sher the towns god fathers will give me a key to the city and let me cut the ceremonial ribbons to start the football seazon.
I hope they ask me to sing the Star Spackled Banner!!
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