As you know, I’m an avid philanthropist always looking out for a new charity to donate my time to. Well, I was listening to the radio and they were talking about this place that totally took care of manatees.
Now I’m like the biggest manatee fan there ever was. They’re like gigantic, half-formed sharpeis, after all, so I decided to give these folks a call.
Well, I’m thinking maybe I could babysit or read for the baby manatees, but these idiots were only concerned with building houses! Like manatees even live in houses!!
Well, long story short, I didn’t end up volunteering, and am considering filing a class action suit against the Habitat for Huge Manatees organization.
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