It’s official!! Our factory has just won the most prestigious award ever imagined in this or any other realm of existence. The highly coveted Industries, Education & Vocational Training Division Special Recognition Award is the proverbial Holy Grail of Prison Factory success, followed closely by the Super Kudos Award For Total Awesomeness.
A visibly emotional Deanna “Bon” Johnson stated, “The bestowal of this hallowed award will most likely go down as the second greatest moment in recent history, slightly behind the first moon walk, but way ahead of the invention of penicillin.”
Warehouse Supervisor, Dan “Running Dan” Reis (leader and co-founder of street/ prison/ mall/ malt shop/ funeral parlor gang, The Dans) made this observation.
“Yo it be cools dat’ we gots dis’ award, yo! I jus’ knew we was gonna get it, dawg. Me and my homies be kickin’ it dat way. Word!”
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