Loser News

Hi everybody! It's me, Captain Richard Phillips, legendary seaman and bane of Indian Sea Pirates Local 1741. Ya' know, when I'm at sea being boarded by Somalian pirates I like to stay fresh, and there's no better way to do that than by using Irish Spring.

Whether at home or in Djibouti, be it Original, Moistureblast, Microclean, Icy Blast, or Sport, my sailor parts stay 40% cleaner and more fresh than with nearly several other bar soaps.  It's great invigorating scent and long-lasting odor protection help repel not only bacteria, but east african aquatic antagonists as well.

So if you're like me, the next time you set sail, you'll do it with a sea bag full of Irish Spring…and a gun.