Loser News

Only if the question is: “Why do the Pistons suck?!?” Going 23-26 since acquiring AI, the Pistons seem unable to slow their slide toward oblivian.

“Maybe losing isn’t so bad,” suggests Coach Michael Curry. “I mean, look at the Lions. They got a whole new stadium and they totally blow.

Fans are not so optimistic.

“Iverson must be killed and eaten by the other members of the team,” diehard Pistons fan, Rebecca Brososky explains. “It’s the only way to make the play-offs!!”