Loser News

Guess what?!?  This munth, Robobama will go out to his rose gardin and get sworn at as Presidunt!  All the presidunts do it. 

Its called the “ignoramous”, and I geuss its like when you join a serorities in colege, not that I’d know because I was a actor and couldnt go to colege.

Anyways, I cant heartily wait!  He’s my favrite presidunt sence Montel!!