That’s right, America!! The Dans are going down! This week, a disgruntled member of the Dans spoke out against the gang after being left out of the Gang Symposium held in Detroit last weekend.
The gang member, whom we’ll simply refer to as “Tom D.” to protect his innocence, said that he was recently demoted to “second string” and replaced by one Travis “Poopy Pants” Witter.
“I’ve been having some problems with my quints,” Tom D. admitted, indicating a rift spreading between him and current Dans gang leader, Dan “Running Dan” Reis.
When asked about the darker side of the Dans, Tom D. admitted that they did use foul language on occassion, especially Huggie-Poot and that T-Roy really seemed to like his beers.
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