Loser News

Geuss waht!! I’m goine to Chinal.  It’s this countrie all the way over by the Japaners.  I’m goine with Jenny Garths, from 90201.  She had a extra ticket, an since Ian Zierine had a call back on a Kentuicy Fright Chickens comercial, he couldn’t go.  Were goine to see the O’limpicks while were there. 

Thats where all the fast people from around the world get together and run around in straite lines and circles and jump over sticks and in the dert.  My dad says I’m real fast for my syze, so I think I’ll see if theyl’l let me participle.  If they won’t, I think I’ll vote for the Amarakins unless their loosing real bad.