Loser News

Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley’s back and bringing the Irish with him.

Last night, history happened again when Kyle Mulrooney defeated Vlad Smirnoff in the finals of the Canadian Headbutting Championships. It’s the first time in more than two decades that the National Title was again held by a whisky-swilling, flat-headed Mick.

Unfortunately, Mulrooney only held the trophy for twelve seconds before he fell to the floor unconcious, was rushed to the hospital, and pronounced dead from blunt force trauma.

Still, what a victory!! Boo-yah!!