That’s right, America, I totally redeemed myself at “Horse” lastnight when I swept Dan 5-4 to even up the series. Granted, some people wouldn’t call that a sweep, but then some people pierce their tongues. I totally dominated Dan after falling behind 11-10 on Wednesday night!
“I was just in the zone, you know,” I told reporters posing as bystanders and hotel staff later that night. “When Dan missed that half court granny-shot, I was all like, BOO-YAH!!”
People who witnessed the phenomenon had various reactions, ranging from disinterest to agitation.
“I was just out for a smoke,” Mort Hampton told this reporter, “but they seemed to be having fun.”
Dan could not be reached for comment.
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