Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley’s back, but instead of sports, I’d like to talk to you about the afterlife. That’s right, America, I joined a cult!!
It’s called the Peoples’ Nation of Hail-Bop Comet Witnesses, and it’s growing faster than a balding hippy’s pony tail. I’d tell you more, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy or the kids will be shipped off to South America and the dog will end up in a cauldron on the stove.
Bummer, huh?!? But I can tell you that it’s super fun. We all live on the same farm, raising grain and llamas, and sit in a semi-cirlce after dinner listening to our leader, Norm the All Knowing. He’s totally wise, man. When we met, he told me that I wasn’t currently satisfied with my hairstyle, and you know what?!? He was right!
So anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I wouldn’t be doing sports for a while, and to invite you all down to the farm the next time you’re in Greenland. Until then, this is Scott Finley. Boo-Yah!!
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