Gess what!! I just checked my pool an its warmer than it was last night when I swam with my dog, Mimi Larue! You know what that meens, dont you?!? That meens globule warmings have come to Califoria.
If you arent famyliar with globule warmings, its when globules of water warm up and melt poler bears. Sence we dont have any poler bears hear in Bevurly Hills, I gess we just didnt notice. Derf!
Anyways, globule warmings is the most deadleist thing facing humanity-kind right now. It’s more dangerest than SARS, YK2, the Cold Wars, and the Bird Flute. Globule warmings effects evry one of us. If all the poler bears melt, it will cause the N-vierment to brake, witch would cause title waves, erthquakes, twisters, and frowns:(.
So to save the werld, evrybody needs to stop warming up water. Then we all can live happly ever after. Amen.
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