Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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DVD&D Law
Following a judicial landslide freeing the “West Memphis 3” – the controversial conviction and long awaited release of three suspects in the 1993 murder of a trio of Arkansas youths – the defense counsels have combined their legal expertise to seek justice for all wrongfully convicted prisoners, providing their cases promise sufficient publicity. “Here at…
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A Whale of a Tale…well, actually it’s not really a whale, but its like a mini-whale which is similar except whales actually eat these…
Ever since porpoises evolved from rhinoceroses, they’ve been hunted, killed, and teased with fish by the upstart species known as homo sapiens (pronounced: hoe-moe-say-pee-ins). Now this aquatic mammal is on the verge of extinction due to racial violence, illicit drug use, and iodine poisoning. However, numerous sources have come out of the wood work to…
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Infotainment News
In Idol news, twelve year old seventh season runner-up, David Archuleta correctly spelled the word “memoir”. “I always spelled it with a ‘w’ before,” the Jonas Brother wannabe mentioned at a K-Mart album signing. “Maybe my father will finally accept me now.”
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What Defrock?!?
You heard it first here, folks. Father Murphy has officially been defrocked. Though dead these past twelve years, he has evidently been carrying on his perverse aganda nonetheless. Catholics are irritated. “I think its against regulations, what he did,” remarked Leona Dimarco, parishoner of St. Steve’s in Alberta Canada. “But there’s so many rules, who…
Loser News 