Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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A Revelation In Evolution
Well as you know, I’m quite the amateur scientist, and recently I found out that a number of authorities were becoming skeptical of our current fossil record’s accuracy. Well, the timing couldn’t have been better. See, last Sunday I went on a bike ride by the railroad tracks, under the highway (where incidentally, there is a heck…
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High On Pot
That’s right America, and I’ve never felt so free. I can see everything so clearly. In fact, I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. I guess I was just a little uncomfortable with the idea. I mean, what if people found out? What would they think of me? What would my Pastor say?…
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The Bare Necessities
The other day, while I was going to Tecumseh to see J-Rod's baseball game, I saw a used Bobcat 331 Excavator for sale on the side of the road, and it made me realize just how empty my life was because I didn't have one. I mean, how have I been surviving without my own personal mini-bulldozer? I was still shoveling…
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Deke on Deke…
Deke is an extremely complex simpleton. He’s clean, but has a distinct odor. He looks sort of like like Jesse James, but doesn’t know exactly who that is. He constantly amazes himself. Deke is the “every man”… providing the every man is afraid of lobsters and has a nervous tick he passes off as a dance…
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