Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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I’m joining a cult!!
That’s right, I’m joining the Snuggies! They’re totally new, and they all wear these awesome cloaks for all of their ritual killings and dog sacrifices. It only costs $19.95 to join, and you get your own cloak which comes in three awesome colors. I think I’ll get sage green. Judging by their recruitment video, you…
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Happy All-Inclusive, Non-Offensive, Observance of What May Not Be Referred To As A Christian Holiday !!
If you happen to be one of the seven people in the world who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, then I’d like to wish you a very merry Yomramakkwanzanadan, or as I like to call it “Yom-Rom”! Now you and your sect, creed, crew, or faction can jump into the holiday festivities with all us right-wing, fundamental…
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What’s Up With My Mom?!?
Out of nowhere, she totally comes up to my room and tells me I need to get a job. She didn’t even knock before she came in, which is totally posted on my door, so it totally made me screw up the detail work on my Chewbacca model. She’s like, “You’re wasting your life away!!”…
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My Reproductive Rights
Hi, I’m Ron, and I’m sick and tired of people trying to take away my reproductive rights!! I mean, if my significant other happens to somehow get pregnant, and I decide to keep the child, it’s nobody’s business but my own! Ohhh, that’s not my decison to make?!? Hmmm… Well, if I decide I want…
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