Category: Music & Literature
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Demon Dogs!!
“…One man bursts his bonds to fight for justice…” Lords of Light, Ooklah!! Thundarr the Barbarian is back and bringing his post-apocalyptic, tri-syllabic exclamations to a theater near you! Australian bad-boy, Russel Crowe, portrays Thundarr; a restless barbarian of angst and aptitude, who wields the fabulous Sunsword. Along with Yeti-esque companion Ookla the Mok (Ben…
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Russian Spies Poorly Illustrated
In a bizarre international twist, a group of Russian intelligence operatives had their court portraits drawn by Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge. “He was the only artist the Russian Embassy would allow into the proceedings,”said Chuck Farnsworth, Bailiff of the Manhattan Federal Court, “and who can blame ’em?!?” Judge, who has gained a cult…
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Revisiting The Smurfocaust
It’s been seventeen years since the end of the Gargamel Wars, but lest we forget the sacrifice of our brothers (and sister) in blue, let us take a moment to recall those dark days. Now many of you may not be familiar with the Battle of Smurfandy, Hill Smurfty-Seven, or even the Big Blue One,…
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