Category: Breaking News!!
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Scientists Amazed By Celebrity Interaction / Aging Aquatics’ Coincidental Meeting
HOLLYWOOD- In a local hospital, scientists have observed unusual interaction between Austrian Schwarzeneggers and Italian Stallones. The accompanying photo features the first recorded examples of a gregarious Austrian lifting two fingers to a nearby Stallone in what seems a game for both animals. The slowness of the Schwarzenegger’s movements, the Stallone’s obvious cooperation, and the…
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Injury Report
Barnstead, NH- Maintenance worker, Ike Johnson, is doubtful for Saturday’s overtime shift at the Lakes Region Pellet factory after being sidelined Thursday with a sore right hamstring. “It’s been a tough year,” the Electrician admitted. “Last month, the calf strain. Now this. I’m not worried though. I’ll bounce back.” LRP has had a long string…
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чепуха!!
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia used helicopters and tugboats to battle a fire that engulfed a nuclear submarine docked at a shipyard on Thursday, but emergency officials said radiation levels were normal. “Radiation levels are normal,” a spokeswoman for the emergencies ministry said. “No one was injured.” A source at the shipyard told RIA news agency…
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Revolution?
Violence erupted at an Occupy Wallstreet rally in Oakland Wednesday as police released tear gas and smoke grenades into the bovinesque mass of pseudo-hippies, scattering tents, bongos, and granola throughout the streets. “This is an outrage,” Michael Moore exclaimed from one of his residences. “If I didn’t already have a reservation at Golden Corral tonight,…
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