Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Columbo Day
Well, as Peter Falk holidays go, this has got to be one of my favorites. I like it way more than Veterinarians Day, Lemur Day, St. Hat Tricks Day, and Valium Times. I mean, to get the opportunity to honor one of America’s greatest detectives is totally a slap in the face to the rest…
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A Revelation In Evolution
Well as you know, I’m quite the amateur scientist, and recently I found out that a number of authorities were becoming skeptical of our current fossil record’s accuracy. Well, the timing couldn’t have been better. See, last Sunday I went on a bike ride by the railroad tracks, under the highway (where incidentally, there is a heck…
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High On Pot
That’s right America, and I’ve never felt so free. I can see everything so clearly. In fact, I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. I guess I was just a little uncomfortable with the idea. I mean, what if people found out? What would they think of me? What would my Pastor say?…
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The Bare Necessities
The other day, while I was going to Tecumseh to see J-Rod's baseball game, I saw a used Bobcat 331 Excavator for sale on the side of the road, and it made me realize just how empty my life was because I didn't have one. I mean, how have I been surviving without my own personal mini-bulldozer? I was still shoveling…
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