Category: Health & Fitness
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Bladder Flatter
Yup, that’s me. Back then I was very conscious of my grotesque body. I guess that’s why I was so fat. But that was before I heard about Bladder Flatter, an effective method for helping mildly obese people lose up to 120 percent of their excess body weight. It’s a medical procedure that’s so awesome…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m an inmate on Death Row at a Wyoming prison and am set to be executed by lethal injection next week. I don’t have health insurance and, with name-brand drugs being so expensive, I figured I’d just use generics to save some cash. My personal physician/executioner says I should just splurge on…
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The Manson Mental Health Minute
Funkie Berdelstein!! That was my roomate in San Quentin. He was super-weird and kept trying to move to another cell for some reason. Anywho, did you hear about Angelina Jolie going to Pakistan to help flood victims? Evidently, she is able to push the waters back with her googly eyes and huge lips! She must have…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’ve tried every diet out there; the Atkins Diet, the Five Bite Diet, the Cookie Diet, and even the Skinny Vegan Diet, but nothing helps!! I’m at the end of my rope. The only thing left is surgery. Do you recommend the Lap Band? Desperately Yours, R. Seacrest Dear R.C., I fully…
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