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Category: Health & Fitness

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Badadvaisz, I was recently advised by a friend that there are two types of cholesterol; HDL, which is good for you, and LDL, which is bad for you.  I told her she was retarded, but she is a nurse.  What should I believe?!? Sincerely, Cholesto-Curious   Dear Chloe, You were right not to…

  • Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz

    Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a teenager with diabetes, but I really like Snickers bars.  My folks say if I keep eating them, I could die, but they’re just so darned tasty, I wouldn’t want to live without them.  What should I do? Sincerely, Snickers R’ Life   Dear Snickers, I too enjoy eating candy.  If I…

  • Nature’s Gentle Laxative

    Neck and I decided to take advantage of the low cost fare offered at our favorite prison’s charitable CFC Kickoff, and did we luck out!! For three dollars we got two chili dogs, a mini bag of chips (I chose Cheetos, while Neck picked the Lay’s because of his imitation cheese allergies), and a “Mountain…

  • Those Dirty Rings

    Well, as you know, medicology (the study of medicine) has recently been classified as a "science", as has bodiology (the study of the human body), and sickology (the study of penmanship), therefore I have been away from the whole blog thing because of science.  I have what the medicologists call bronchititiosis.  It's an infection of…