Category: Health & Fitness
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The Heartache of PPL
Doctors in seventy-five countries came together this week to discuss the near epidemic proportions of PPL. “I haven’t seen it this bad since just before I became a vampire”, commented Dr. Oz from the set of his Discovery Channel show. “It’s a bigger concern than H1N1 and Hepatitis C combined.” PPL, or Premature Pube-Loss, was…
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I Was A Pregnant Amnesiac And Didn’t Know It (at least I don’t think I did)
Ever see that awesome show The Biggest Loser? Well, I was trying out for the new season (the day after I got hit on the head and lost my memory) because I was tired of looking at myself in the mirror all morning and not liking what I saw. When I didn’t make the show because…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, Cold and flu season is back and I can’t recall whether you feed a fever and starve a cold, or feed a cold and starve a fever. Which is it? M. Obama Dear Mo, Many people have the same difficulty distinguishing between the two, and just like those people, you are completely clueless. Starving a…
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PANdemIC
It's the viral infection that's sweeping the nation! Be the first one on your block to catch it! That's right, H1N1, also known as "influenza" (pronounced: "in-floo-aynz'-uh"), has reached global proportions and is the most exciting thing to hit this planet since Sky-Lab. In fact, it's gotten so enormous that they've termed it a Pandemic, which…
