Category: Entertainment
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Born To Be Bon Jovi
Yeah, we rock it pretty hard even thirty years after our hay day. Back then we were all about long hair, screaming guitar riffs, and concert town skank, but now we’re all about the music. After Slippery When Wet and New Jersey each went quadruple platinum we decided to try our hand at cowboy sequel movie…
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Love Boat ’09
Jeepers, I just got my feet down in sunny California and it’s time to head to the great white north. That’s right, I’m talking Alaska. Now many of you may not be aware that Alaska is not actually part of Russia, but rather the 59th state in the good ole’ USA. We’re heading up to…
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The Hulkster Comes Out!!
Hulk Hogan ended several days of speculation by four people in Vermont when he announced today that he wasn’t gay. “I’m proud of my sexuality,” he says. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.” “Sure, some guys may have gotten the wrong idea from my Atomic Leg Drop or Axe Handle Elbow Chop, but I’m…
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Ahhh-Ripppoffff!!
That was the old hidden message in a fake sneeze gag. It’s totally awesome for getting your point across without danger of repercussions, because you can always just say, “What?!? That’s the way I sneeze!” Anywho, the other night I was watching a hockey movie called Slap Shot, starring that guy on the dressing bottle…
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