Category: Entertainment
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Weekends With El Chupacabra
“People let me tell ya ’bout my goat-sucking, domesticated, South American cryptid, dop-duh-duh-da-da-da-dow…” That song always takes me back, but now it doesn’t have to. Weekends With El Chupacabra returns to TV this summer after a twenty-seven year sabbatical, and insiders say the entire cast from the past has signed on. Patrick Duffy returns as the cantankerous ex-priest who moves…
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KUWK
Join the fun as a duo of strong willed siblings, a fickle parole board, and the tempatation to kill strain the bonds of love for Jack Kevorkian and tennis great, Billy Jean King. This week, Billy Jean is deeply offended when the boys forget her birthday…and store their hacked up prom dates in the attic.…
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Wayne’s World 3
That’s right, America!! Wayne and Garth are back, but this time they’re not jamming with Aerosmith and singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. No, this time they’ve joined the Taliban and proclaimed Jihad on the United States! And wouldn’t you know it, the folks here at Loser News Network were able to get an excerpt from…
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Blairanormal Activity
Remember when those kids got lost in the woods and got killed and chased around and killed and stuff? Well, evidently they bought a house and shacked up together…with a camera. That's right, Paranormal Activity is spreading through the nation's megaplexes faster than MRSA through a M*A*S*H unit. Filmed in a house with a bed,…
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