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  • CLAP

    After Mitch Comstock, a young man from Provo’s inner city, witnesses his younger brother’s decapatation at a Boys 2 Men reunion concert, he is sent to live with his father’s ex-parole officer in Cletus Flats, WY. A duck out of water, Mitch quickly finds himself the center of a perilous love triangle when he falls…

  • Best Defense – On ABC

    Even the worst clients can make great lawyers. Upstart defense attorney, Cassie Anderson, can’t seem to get her business off the ground, that is until she forges an unlikely partnership with Bad Minton bad-boy, AJ Simmons. Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson star in this riveting legal roller coaster Gene Shalit calls, “Another lawyer show”. Best…

  • Memoirs of a Vampiric Wizard Super-Soldier

    In 1942, a secret government agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D. recruited me to participate in an experimental program known only as Project Super Soldier. They jammed me in a big metal machine and filled it up with radiator fluid. When I came out, I had super big muscles and incredible physical abilities. SHIELD asked me to…

  • Back To The Land Before Furious

    Directors Don Bluth (Rock-A-Doodle), Robert Zemeckis (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), and John Singleton (Boyz n Da Hood) merge their vast directoral talents to create the most amalgamous cinematic after-birth since the Laff-A-Lympics. When fast living, fast loving Toretto and O’Conner drive their suped-up Mitsubishis through a flaming time warp created by a combination of nitrus…