Category: Education
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Say Something Stupid and Apologize Later
Ya’ know what? I sure hate them Hymie diamond merchants. In fact, if the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house… J.K. I’m just funning, and I’m very sorry if I hurt your little Jew feelings. See how easy that was, America?!? You…
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Word Alert
Did you know that the words “oranges” and “origins” are not the same?!? It’s true. Further, it should be noted that origens do not have oranges, but oranges do in fact have origens. Now originally our’s and oranges origins originated at the beginning of the universe. Though some would say we originated from oranges, originally…
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Astronomology
Astronomers are becoming increasingly agitated with people confusing them with astrologers, and with the recent occurrence of a solar eclipse, tensions are running high. “I mean, we’re scientists for cripe’s sakes!!” complained astronomy professor and pseudo-nerd, Dr. Ian Poopadopolous. “We’re not flipping Tarot cards or dishing out 1-900 numbers to the drooling masses. We’re simply…
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Thank God It’s T.G.I.F.
For those of you who don’t know, TGIF means Thank God It’s Friday. Being a father of two teens, I’m pretty hip to all the kids’ acronyms, so I thought I’d likewise hip you square daddy-o’s and mommy-a’s to the language of teens: LOL – Laugh Out Loud. Used to express something that is so…
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